Southern Comfort

It's snowing in Nashville right now. Are you smurfing me? I didn't come here for this. If I wanted a healthy dose of southern comfort AND bullshit northern exposure, I would have just moved to Kentucky instead.  

If the South is truly going to rise again, it needs to get off its ass and start pumping out the carbon emissions to get the ball rolling on this global warming thing because I am not joining a secessionist movement in the middle of the goddamn winter while it's snowing.